Most of us will have been enjoying the World Cup and downing a few beers as we cheered on Sven and his boys in Korea and Japan. Not First teamer Jason Culligan, he seemed to rate certain England players very poorly and the England Supremo even less highly. Expert pundit Culligan was quick to voice his opinions on the 'Shite Sports' website in their letters column:

"How the fuck can sven justify taking that arsed faced twat nick (the) butt when pot noddle hair parlour has had a fuckin blinding season!”

PS sven, sven, sven is a swedish prick!

big bollocks culligan

Evidence of this tactical footballing genius and his balanced football opinions can be found at http://www.shitesports.com/2002/letters/letters.html in a letter titled "A thoughtful letter re England selection"
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Er, wasn’t Nicky Butt rated as one of the players of the tournament, big bollocks? And didn’t that girl from Mansfield say your prick was really small? Maybe that’s why your plums appear so large??