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Coffee (n.), a person who is coughed upon. |
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Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained. |
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Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach |
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Esplanade (v.) , to attempt an explanation when drunk. |
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Willy-nilly (adj.), impotent
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Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which you absentmindedly answer the door in your nightie. |
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Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp. |
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Gargoyle (n.), an olive flavoured mouthwash. |
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Flatulence (n.), the emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller. |
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Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline. |
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Testicle (n.), a humorous question on an exam. |
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Rectitude (n.), the formal, dignified demeanour assumed by a proctologist immediately before he examines you. |
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Oyster (n.), a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddish expressions. |
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Circumvent (n.) , the opening in the front of boxer shorts. |
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Pokemon (n.), a Jamaican proctologist. |
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