A Nottinghamshire teacher is a big forest fan. One day she asks the class who supports Nottm forest, all the hands go up except one, a little girl.

The teacher asks " who do you support then?"

"County" the girl replies.

"Why's that then?"

"Because my mum and dad are county fans, so I am"

The teacher starts to get angry. "Thats no reason, what if your mum was a moron and your dad was a moron. What would you be then?

"Why then", The girl says, " I'd be a forest Fan!"