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The Unofficial Fanzine of Nottinghamshire
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| The F Word |
| We all know that it isn't
polite to use the "F" word. There are only ten times in the entire history of the world that the "F" word has been acceptable for use: |
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"What the f___ was that?" ~ Mayor of Hiroshima, 1945 |
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"Look at all them f___ing Indians!" ~ Custer, 1877 |
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"Any f___ing idiot could understand that." ~ Einstein, 1938 |
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"Of course it f___ing looks like her!" ~ Picasso, 1926 |
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"How the f___ did you work that out?" ~ Pythagoras, 126 BC |
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"You want WHAT on the f___ing ceiling?" ~ Michelangelo, 1566 |
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"Where the f___ are we?" ~ Amelia Earhart, 1937 |
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"Scattered f___ing showers....My ass!" ~ Noah, 4314 BC |
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"Geez, I didn't think they'd get this f___ing mad." ~ Osama bin Laden |
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"Aw c'mon. Who the f___'s going to find out?" ~ Bill Clinton, 1999 |
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