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| Nathan Blake |
An ankle bath |
| Stan Collymore |
Measly control |
| Bolton Wanderers |
Now nerd bloaters |
| Paul Merson |
Lump on arse |
| Peter Shilton |
Enter hot lips |
| Charlton Athletic |
Clitoral chat then, Halt technical rot |
| Martin Keown |
I'm not wanker |
| Peter Beardsley |
Beery plastered |
| Chelsea Football Club |
Callous fat leech blob |
| Maine Road |
I Am A Drone, A Dire Moan, No! I Am
A Red |
| Derby County |
Dunce by Tory |
| Karlheinz Reidle |
He killer red Nazi |
| Match Of The Day |
They of mad chat |
| Everton Football Club |
Lovelorn, fat, cute blob |
| George Best |
Go get beers |
| Gudni Bergsson |
Undressing bog, Guns on bridges |
| Fulham FC |
Calm huff |
| Fabrizio Ravanelli |
Evil Brazilian afro |
| Gareth Southgate |
Treat to huge shag |
| Dennis Bergkamp |
Pink German beds |
| Leeds United |
Sudden elite - Tuned diesel - I needed
slut |
| Leicester City
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Electric Yetis |
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