Bassett, Dave "Pierre {van Hooijdonk} says he wants to offer us an olive
branch. Good, because I can show him exactly where to stick it and
if you see him walking funny, you'll know where."
2
Beardsley, Peter (1994) "I could have signed for Newcastle when I was 17, but I
decided I would be better off at Carlisle.
I'd had a drink that night."
3
Cascarino, Tony "When I first arrived at Marseille, Bernard Tapie {then
the club's owner} said to me: 'I don't like Lee Chapman. I didn't
like Mark Hateley. I like players like Chris Waddle.' I thought,
oh shit, what am I doing here?"
4
Jones, Dave (referring to Carlton Palmer after Southampton's
4-1 defeat of Barnsley) "We reckon Carlton covers every blade of grass - but then
you have to if your first touch is that crap."
5
Worthington, Frank "I had 11 clubs - 12 if you count Stringfellows."
6
Steve Coppell "The lad got over-excited when he saw the whites of the
goalpost's eyes."
7
Commentator Julian Dicks is everywhere, it's like they've got eleven
Dicks on the field.