We've entered a time of wars and rumours of wars. Threats of terrorism and mass destruction have filled the world with fear and brought us perilously close to worldwide conflict.

From Love Comes Peace: The Power of Self-Love
There's no greater antidote for war than love. Feelings of hatred and distrust form the necessary basis of armed confrontation. Replace those negative feelings with love and you're halfway towards resolution of any conflict.

However, any real love must start from within. You can't love others without loving yourself first. And, of course, masturbation is the greatest expression of self-love. So it's natural that we, the citizens of the world, are joining together to masturbate for peace.

As we begin with this act of self-love, we encourage others to do the same, to take pleasure in life and to share masturbation's positive energy with a world in need.

Joining the Movement
Joining this movement is simple. Just masturbate in your own way, focusing your thoughts and energy towards love and peace. Encourage others to do the same. Also, please fill out the petition below and tell us how you intend to masturbate for peace. We will share the most thoughtful petitions with you all.

This is an international movement for peace. So far we have received over 8,000 petitions from 70 countries and all 50 of the United States.

Our 10 Favourite Bumper Stickers:
10. War is silly, whack your willy
9. War's no joke, stop and stroke!
8. Pull together for peace
7. I'm going blind for mankind
6. Abuse your middle piece, not the Middle East
5. All we are saying, is give peace a wank
4. War is out, pound your trout
3. Touch your sack, not Iraq
2. My bush doesn't declare war
1. I cum in peace