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  Lessons In Life II
 
1

HAPPINESS:
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
2

LONGEVITY:
 Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
3

PROPENSITY TO CHANGE:
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
4

DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE:
 A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
5
 HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED:
 Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next."
They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

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