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Women!

Dont You Love Them?
1	Why do men break wind more than women? Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.
2	If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
3	What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig? A woman who won't do what she's told.
4	I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.
5	I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months: I don't like to interrupt her.

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