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Barking At The Moon |
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The Unofficial Fanzine of Nottinghamshire
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| Lessons In Life - Part 1 |
| LOVE & SEX: | |
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Smart man + smart woman = romance |
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Smart man + dumb woman = affair |
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Dumb man + smart woman = marriage |
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Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy |
| OFFICE ARITHMETIC: | |
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Smart boss + smart employee = profit
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Smart boss + dumb employee = production
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Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion |
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Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime |
| SHOPPING MATH: | |
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A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. |
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A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need. |
| GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS: | |
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A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. |
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A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. |
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A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. |
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A successful woman is one who can find such a man. |
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