Highlights include:

• Showing his dick in a curry house for a bet on a third team curry night (below) and forever being nicknamed ‘Knobless’ afterwards.
• Being one of the instigators of the ‘Battle of Saracen’s Head’ a game which was abandoned after a mass brawl involving 20 of the 22 players. Harrison wasn’t even playing, he just happened to rile their left back and they both ended up rolling around on the side of the pitch before 19 other blokes joined in!
• Getting knocked out at training on the hard ground and walking round repeating over and over, “Have I had a bang on the head or what?”
• Played an entire season as a ‘crap’ sub coming on for the last 15 minutes before graduating to left back. Sometimes played in goal (badly). Got beat once by the opposition keeper from a long kick that bounced over his head.
• Playing in goal in a Notts FA Cup tie for the threes, losing 9-1 and having his cheekbone broken in the process.
• Specialised in getting other young Notts players ’shagged’. Would attempt to identify who the virgins were and then make it his responsibility to set them up with some slapper.
• Happy days! (We miss him really…………………………)