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STRANGE BUT TRUE

Wolves to start giving out free condoms before games

Wolverhampton Wanderers will give out free condoms to fans in a new information health service starting at Molineux.
The Wolverhampton Wanderers Health Information Service will open for two hours before each home game.
It'll enable football fans to get information from nurses on a wide range of men's health issues.

Any stories that this will stop the Wolves forwards from firing blanks will be totally believable
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Did you know that Michael Barrymore has no ashtrays in his house ?
He drops all his used fags in the pool.
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What is the difference between Foot & Mouth and Sunderland?
Foot & Mouth got into Europe.

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Why does the river Mersey run through Liverpool?
If it walked it would get mugged.

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What do you get when you offer a Sunderland fan a penny for his thoughts?
Change!

 

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