Are you the most committed player in the club? Over the past couple of seasons John McHale took this 'award' for travelling from Peterborough every Saturday to play. Now he has a rival in the shape of ex 1st XI Captain Paul Smith, who has re-signed for the club and is travelling from Chester every weekend to play, a 4 hour round trip!

Travelling didn't stop Paul revisiting his old drinking haunts in Nottingham with some of his old buddies after a recent game. The fanzine is reliably informed that he took on a bet for a few quid that he wouldn’t snog an old granny who was in one of the pubs visited that night. Mr Smith gleefully took up the challenge (and the money) by giving the lady in question a right tonguing.