No-one can beat the amazing control displayed by the totally amazing ‘Balancing Bob’.

Who else could show such touch and control, even when asleep?

Why doesn’t Bob show this level of control on the football pitch, I hear you ask?

Maybe it’s because ‘Balancing Bob’ doesn’t show his true level of ability until he’s totally off his face after a night out with some of the First team.

We are all looking forward to seeing Captain Bob showing off his skills in the Threes MAA Cup Semi Final—just someone remember to feed him a few beers

BEFORE kick off!