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My First Job


1	My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned,...couldn't concentrate.
2	Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe.
3	After that I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it ...mainly because it was a so-so job.
4	Next I tried working in a muffler factory but that was too exhausting.
5	Then I tried to be a chef -figured it would add a little spice to my life, but I just didn't have the thyme.
6	I attempted to be a deli worker, but any way I sliced it, I couldn't cut the mustard.
7	My best job was being a musician, but eventually I found I wasn't noteworthy.
8	I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I didn't have any patience.
9	Next was a job in a shoe factory; I tried but I just didn't fit in.
10	I became a professional fisherman, but discovered that I couldn't live on my net income.
11	I managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company, but the work was just too draining.
12	So then I got a job in a workout centre, but they said I wasn't fit for the job.
13	After many years of trying to find steady work I finally got a job as a historian until I realized there was no future in it.
14	My last job was working at Starbucks, but I had to quit because it was always the same old grind.

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