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Man Yoo Jokes


1	You're trapped in a room with a Grizzly Bear, a deadly Rattlesnake, and an Man Utd Fan. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do? Shoot the Man United Fan. Twice.
2	Q: Name three football clubs that contain swear words? A: Arsenal, Scunthorpe and F*****g Man Utd.
3	Q: What has Old Trafford on a Saturday afternoon at 4.45pm got in common with Wormwood Scrubs Prison? A: They are both full of cockneys trying to get out.
4	Q: Did you hear that the British Post Office has just recalled their latest stamps? A: Well, they had photos of Manchester United players on them - folk couldn't figure out which side to spit on.

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