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Quotes of 2002

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1	ALAN BRAZIL: “I was sad to hear yesterday about the death of Inspector Morse, TV’s John Shaw.” TALKSPORT CO-HOST MIKE PARRY: “John Thaw, Alan.” ALAN BRAZIL: “Do you know, I’ve been doing that all morning. John, if you’re listening, sorry mate.”
2	“Our talking point this morning is George Best, his liver transplant and the booze culture in football. Don’t forget, the best caller wins a crate of John Smith’s” - A. BRAZIL.
3	I like Lee Bowyer, he goes around whacking people" - BBC RADIO FIVE LIVE ANALYST TERRY BUTCHER.
4	”Traditionalists shuddered when Derby left the Baseball Ground and moved to Pride Park, but they now have an erection of which they can be proud" - DERBY WEBSITE.
5	"Wayne Rooney can go all the way to the top if he keeps his head firmly on the ground" - DAVID UNSWORTH.
6	“The kids Michael Jackson will meet will not ever forget that day” EXETER CITY CHAIRMAN URI GELLER ON HIS PAL’S VISIT TO THE CLUB.
7	“King stole in at the far post to nick a late goal… too late to get his team out of jail" OFFICIAL CHELSEA WEBSITE ON GILLNGHAM’S MARLON KING, RELEASED FROM A PRISON TERM JUST IN TIME TO PLAY IN THEIR WORTHINGTON CUP TIE.
8	"Shaun Wright-Phillips has got a big heart. It's as big as him, which isn't very big, but it's bigger" - KEGGY.
9	"If we start counting our chickens before they hatch, they won't lay any eggs in the basket" - BOBBY ROBSON.
10	“He shot from all of 35 yards there, and nobody beats David Seaman from that kind of distance” - CLIVE ALLEN.
11	"My view is that France are above everyone else. That doesn't mean they will definitely win the tournament because history teaches us nothing is certain. But there's no doubt their quality makes them super, super favourites" – ARSENE WENGER.
12	“Oh don't worry, it's only Ray Parlour” - SOCCER AM’S TIM LOVEJOY, COMMENTATING ON THE FA CUP FINAL ON SKY’S FANZONE, AS PARLOUR PREPARES TO HIT ARSENAL’S OPENING GOAL.
13	“Darlington’s offer was not enough to live on here” – FAUSTINO ASPIRILLA REJECTS A PALTRY £17,000 A WEEK.
14	REPORTER: “Were you disappointed at the way you conceded the first goal?” SWEDEN’S MAGNUS HEDMAN: “No, I’m used to it. I play for Coventry"
15	"Germany benefited from a last gasp hand job on the line" - ITV's DAVID PLEAT ON THE GERMANY'S TORSTEN FRINGS' HANDBALL AGAINST THE USA.
16	"Not your fault he fluked the fker in is it? Eh? Eh?" – DAVID BECKHAM’S CONSOLING WORDS FOR DAVID SEAMAN AFTER RONALDINHO’S CHIP HAD KNOCKED ENGLAND OUT.**
17	"Seaman was f*ing five yards off his line. And what the f* was he [Sven-Goran Eriksson] doing taking Michael Owen off?" – IAN WRIGHT AFTER WHAT THE BBC DESCRIBED AS A 'TECHNICAL FAULT' ALLOWED SOME VIEWERS TO CONTINUE LISTENING TO PUNDITS AFTER THE PROGRAMME HAD FINISHED.
18	“It's the f*ing Krauts” – ALAN HANSEN AFTER BEING ASKED WHICH GAME WAS NEXT.**
19	“'What goes with the flow?' Roy asked. I thought, 'here we go again.' He's been hitting me with all these one-liners - 'Fail to prepare, prepare to fail'- all week. ‘I don't know,’ I replied. ‘What goes with the flow?’ ‘Dead fish,’ he said” – JASON McATEER ON LIFE WITH KEANO
20	“Gascoigne, manager Lazio hahaha. Gascoigne, manager Lazio hahahahaha. Gascoigne, manager Lazio hahahaha. Now I have heard it all” - DINO ZOFF ON HEARING OF PAUL GASCOIGNE’S AMBITION TO COACH IN SERIE A.
21	"Alan Shearer touches a lot of balls for his team-mates” - MARCELLO LIPPI.
22	"We dominated for 75% of the game, but we have to make sure we do that for the other 15" - DAVE JONES.
23	”I'm just wondering who Michael Owen will pass the captain’s handbag to” - ANDY GRAY.
24	"I can buy you, I can buy your house, your family and I can buy that mountain we were running on in Slovenia during our preparations. You were a dickhead player and you're the same as a coach" – ZLATKO ZAHOVIC DOES ‘A ROY KEANE’ AT SLOVENIA COACH SRECKO KATANEC . LIKE KEANE, HE WAS SENT HOME.

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