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Classics, Every one....
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1
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I Haven't Gone To Bed With Any Ugly Women But I've
Sure Woke Up with A Few. |
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2
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She's Looking Better After Every Beer. |
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3
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She's Actin' Single and I'm Drinkin' Doubles. |
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4
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If the Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me. |
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5
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You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly. |
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6
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You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker
Flat. |
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7
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She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger. |
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8
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Please Bypass This Heart. |
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9
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My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure
Do Miss Him. |
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10
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My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love Jesus. |
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11
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Mama Get A Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head). |
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12
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If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By
Now. |
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13
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If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number
Two On You. |
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14
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I've Got Tears In My Ears From Lyin' On My Back
and Cryin' Over You. |
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15
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I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like Having
You Here. |
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16
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I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonight. |
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17
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I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight, Cause I'm Afraid
She'd Win. |
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18
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I Still Miss You, Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better. |
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19
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I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well. |
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20
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I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You. |
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21
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I Just Bought A Car From A Guy That Stole My Girl,
But The Car don't run So I Figure We're Even. |
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22
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I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling. |
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23
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How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away? |
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24
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Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Were Pure. |
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25
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Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing
You Goodbye. |
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That's your lot
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