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Barking At The Moon |
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The Unofficial Fanzine of Nottinghamshire
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How To Get To London In Under Five Hours |
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From our expert in the field - Colin Spencer |
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The experts speaks..... |
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First take the M42 to Birmingham. Get stuck in traffic. |  |
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Phone up other first team players who have heeded the warnings about the roadworks and complain bitterly about it. | |
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Come off the M42 and head for the M69. Reach the M69 then turn north towards Leicester instead of South towards Coventry. | |
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Realise mistake. Phone up other first team players and complain bitterly about it. | |
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Realise you are going to be late for an important AFA Cup match and use up your mobile phone time arranging for someone else to give the team talk. | |
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Eventually reach London and arrive (just) before Kick off. Get stuffed 6-0 and take the long route home. | |
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