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Barking At The Moon |
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The Unofficial Fanzine of Nottinghamshire
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REAL P.E. EXCUSES |
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These all real excuses given for missing P.E...... |
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Excuses |
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My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him. |
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Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot. |
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Dear School: Please exscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29,30, 31, 32, and also 33. |
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Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating. |
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Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip. |
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John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face. |
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Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part. |
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Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins. |
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Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side. |
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Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels. |
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Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday. He had (diahre) (dyrea) (direathe) the runs. |
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Please excuse Burma, she has been sick and under the doctor. |
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Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust. |
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Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault. |
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I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because I don't know what size she wears. |
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Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday. |
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Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral. |
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My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend with the Marines. |
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Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well. |
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Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps. |
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Please excuse little Jimmy for not being in school yesterday. His father is gone and I could not get him ready because I was in bed with the doctor. |
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