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Taliban Radio Times |
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For Today's Viewing Pleasure..... |
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06:00
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G-Had TV. Morning prayers |
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08:30
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Talitubbies. Talitubbies say "Ah-ah". Dipsy and Tinky-Winky repair a Stinger missile launcher. |
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09:00
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Shouts of Praise. More Prayers |
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11:00
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Jihad's Army. The Kandahar-on-Sea battalion repulse another attack by evil, imperialist, Zionist backed infidels. |
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12:00
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Ready, Steady, Jihad! Celebrities make lethal devices out of everyday objects. |
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12:30
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Panoramadan. The programme reports on America's attempt to take over the world. |
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13:30
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Xena. Modestly Dressed Housewife. Xena stays at home and does some cooking. |
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14:00
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Only Fools and Camels. Dhal-boy offloads some Chinese rocket launchers to Hamas. |
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14:30
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Green Peter. The total of Kalashnikovs bought by the milk bottle top appeal is revealed. |
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15:00
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Madrasah Challenge. Two more Islamic colleges meet. Bambah Kaskhain asks the questions, "Starter for ten, no praying". |
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15:30
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I Love 629. A look back at the events of the year, including the Prophet's entry into Mecca and the destruction of pagan idols. |
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16:00
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Question Time. Member of the public face questions from political and religious leaders. |
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17:00
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Koranation Street. Deirdrie faces execution by stoning for adultery. |
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17:30
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Middle EastEnders. The entire cast is jailed for un-Islamic behaviour. |
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18:00
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Holiday. The team go on a pilgrimage to Mecca. Again. |
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18:30
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Top Of The Prophets. Will the Koran be No. 1 for the 63,728th week running? |
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19:00
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Who Wants To Be A Mujahadin? Mahmoud Tarran asks the questions. Will contestants phone a mullah, go 'inshallah', or ask the Islamic council? |
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20:00
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FILM: Shariah's Angels. The three burkha-clad sleuths goundercover to expose an evil scheme to educate women. |
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21:30
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Big Brother. Who will be taken out of the house and executed this week? |
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22:30
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Shahs In Their Eyes. More hopefuls imitate famous destroyers of the infidel. |
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23:30
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They Think It's Allah Over. Quiz culminating in the 'don't feel the Mullah' round. |
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00:00
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When Imams Attack. Amusing footage shot secretly in mosques. The filmers were also secretly shot. |
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00:30
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The West Bank Show. Arts programme looking at anti-Israel graffiti art in the occupied territories. |
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01:30
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Bhuffi the Infidel Slayer. This programme carries an '18' certificate |