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The Unofficial Fanzine of Nottinghamshire
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| How Football Greats Chat Up Women |
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| We all know that our football
stars can't keep away from the ladies, but how do they go about pulling?
We hung around Stringfellows to find out... |
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| Bryan Robson | "Can you buy us a drink, pet?" |
| Arsene Wenger | "I would have fallen in love at first sight with you. But unfortunately I'm not close enough to your position to see you properly" |
| Peter Reid | "Do you want a f***ing f**k?" |
| Kevin Keegan | "I would love it, love it, if we could make beautiful music together. You've got lovely eyes. And you make me feel great. Great, like a proud Englishman, 'earing the national anthem for the first time. I just want to get on top of you and try 'ard for me, for you and for everyone. This is a massive moment and I hope I'm big enough for the job" |
| David O'Leary | "I've never done this before. It's all so unexpected. It's just a big adventure for me and my little man. I just hope we can keep going and going. Be gentle with me. Please. I'm so innocent" |
| Clive Tyldesley | "Well, you really are looking quite lovely tonight. Almost as lovely as Manchester United on that unforgettable night in Barcelona. I've never known a feeling like it" |
| Big Ron | "Cupid has come around my back stick, early doors, little eyebrows and poked an arrow through my heart with your name on it. Do you want to come sell me a lollipop?" |
| Bobby Robson | "Hello, Susan, I mean, Jane, No, Dave, Arsenal, Rover, Bin Laden, Debbie, Alison, Quim, No, Sarah, Victoria, Diana. Do you want to go to my place, I mean, your place, St James' Park, Buckingham Palace, the hanging gardens of Babylon, The Rose and Crown? For an ice cream, no sorry... weasel, for a lawn mower, monkey, pint? Where am I?" |
| Ally McCoist | "Yeah, that Liam's a prick isn't he? This? A wedding ring? Oh no, no, no... it's... erm, it's a Scottish League winners' ring" |
| Glenn Hoddle | "You're pretty ugly actually and really stupid.. I never said them things. Can we have sex?" |
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