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Motty Does Millionaire

Joke Ahead.....

John Motson is on "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?" and is on the £1,000,000 question. The question comes up - and is:

"Which of these animals live in a warren?"

John ponders long and hard and cannot make his mind up whether it's :
a. A Squirrel,
b. A Hedgehog
c. A Rabbit
d. A Cuckoo

He's really unsure so he goes for his last lifeline - phone a friend. He's good mates with David Beckham and decides to ring him. David answers the phone and Chris Tarrant gives it "Hi! your friend John has rung you for help - he's on the million pound question and maybe you can help"

John gets connected and says "Right David, which of these animals lives in a warren?”
David replies "it's a rabbit -100% sure - no question

"A Rabbit - my final answer!!!" Chris says "You are a millionaire!!!!!!!!"

The show ends and John rings his favourite friend David up.....

"Thanks so much David that's amazing that you knew that when I was totally perplexed by it - how on earth did you know it?"

David replies......"It's obvious John, everyone knows a cuckoo lives in a clock!"

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