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The Unofficial Fanzine of Nottinghamshire
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| Geordie |
| Profile Of A Newly Qualified Wanker..... Sorry, Newly Qualified Referee (Been a wanker for years!) | ||
| Name | MICHAEL (GEORDIE) SANDERSON |
My How You've Changed!! |
| Age | 30 BUT LOOKS 40 | |
| Profession | FULL TIME WANKER | |
| Place of Birth | IN A BUCKET SOMEWHERE IN NEWCASTLE | |
| Education | ASK TIM SALMON FOR REFERENCES | |
| Favoured Position | SPIT ROAST WITH A HUSBAND & WIFE | |
| Favourite Team | ANY TEAM ADEY WILSON PLAYS FOR | |
| Favourite Food | LEFTOVERS | |
| Favourite Drink | JUICE FROM THE FURRY CUP | |
| Favourite TV Programme | FANTASY CHANNEL | |
| Favourite Film | ANIMAL FARM UNCUT (WITH THE CHICKEN) | |
| What I Like To Do Most | PUT MY FINGER UP MY ARSE WHILE WANKING | |
| Player I Admire Most | ADEY WILSON | |
| Players I Hate Most | ALL FORWARDS THAT GIVE ME GRIEF | |
| My Debut For Notts | OLD BEMS HAD TO FIGHT SWINSCOE TO BE BUCKET BOY | |
| If I Wasn't Playing For Notts What Would I Be Doing? | IN THE BUSHES DOWN THE LOCAL PLAYGROUND | |
| My Most Embarrassing Moment | THERE'S BEEN TOO FUCKING MANY | |
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