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Dumb Football Quotes

This are allegedly actual quotes made by well-known people involved in football.


Quotes

"The Saudis would struggle in Europe because of that problem with those prayers five times a day. You don't know if they're going to turn up for training. I'm being serious."
- Don Howe making a serious prat out of himself
"Martin Keown is up everybody's backsides"
- Trevor Brooking saying what many of us had been thinking for years
"I think that France, Germany, Spain, Holland and England will join Brazil in the semi-finals."
- Pele, not quite working out the logistics of the semi-finals
"An inch or two either side of the post and that would have been a goal."
- Dave Bassett, With coaching like that Ade Akinibyi finishing starts to make sense

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