Barking At The Moon

Have you ever wished you had said something to someone to get back at them?

Maybe you thought of a good reply half an hour later? Perhaps the message is, be prepared! Eddo Brandes, the South Africa cricketer was certainly prepared for the comments he might get from well known 'sledger' Glenn McGrath.

Batting (and missing the ball frequently) against the pacy Australian, McGrath followed through after his latest quick delivery and asked Mr Brandes,

'Why are you so fat?'

Brandes replied quickly......

'Because every time I fuck your missus, she gives me a biscuit.'

No answer to that one, is there? Certainly Shane Warne, Mark Waugh and the Australian slip fielders thought so as the game was held up for several minutes as they couldn't control their laughter!