Mansfield is obviously a good place to have a night out according to some of our first team players, although it can bring out some strange behaviour in some! We could make reference to Swinno and his infamous porn tapes, but according to our sources that's just a normal Saturday night for him.

Jason Culligan's antics are much more interesting. This young man obviously fancies himself as a bit of a stud and tried his hardest to chat up two ex tour reps in the local night club. Jay's silver tongue was no match for these ladies of action who put their hands straight down his trousers to see if he was up to the challenge! Disappointed by what they found they then gave the DJ a message to read out which went, 'Jason Culligan has got a small knob and it stinks.' - Nice girls!

Mansfield beer is stronger than Nottingham beer, or so it must seem, because it brings out the strangest behaviour in some people. Mitch, who lives in that part of the world, made the mistake of allowing several of the lads to sleep over at his place.

When Mitch got home in the small hours he found Stuart Stubbings and Bob Johnson asleep on his sofa bed, both with their trousers down. Of course there is a perfectly reasonable and rational explanation for this which I'm sure both Stuart and Bob will be happy to give us!

Stuart also blotted his copybook by waking up in the middle of the night, having fallen asleep on the floor, and mistaking the sofa bed for the toilet. He carefully lifted the cushion/toilet seat, before relieving himself on the rest of the sofa!
No doubt a cleaning bill is on its way as we speak.......