'There's nothing wrong with 40 year old women.' You might expect this to be a comment uttered by one of the club managers or maybe by some older committee member. In fact this could have been said by at least TWO current Notts players recently.

Firstly, second team striker Tony Dickinson, who was so desperate to lay someone that he chatted up a boob tube wearing, chain smoking, pint drinking woman in the Nelson and managed to get her back to her house nearby. Unfortunately, Tony's foreplay efforts were interrupted by the woman's 15 year old daughter who wandered in and demanded to know what Tony and her mum were up to!

The other Notts player involved with a lady of similar age is (allegedly) young Matt Riley, who has a regular girlfriend in her 40s. There is however no truth in the rumour that Matt has gone for a holiday in Thailand to look for someone younger.