First to star in the fanzine pages this month is strapping second team midfielder Russ Thornton who celebrated his 21st birthday over the summer break. His well attended party was punctuated by a visit from "a particularly nasty stripper" who scared the shit out of all present by her threatening and demanding manner.

Seems like Russ met his match for once! (Photos to follow next monthl)

Interesting to report that Russ has been plagued by a mysterious back injury