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Barking At The Moon |
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The Unofficial Fanzine of Nottinghamshire
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RICHARD 'STATTO' SHAW AND HIS 'AMAZING' MAA FACTS!! |
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| Hi guys! It’s me Richard
Shaw, here to bring you some of those really cool facts from the
fascinating world of the MAA. Hang onto your hats – here goes....... |
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Notts Reserves have now only lost one game when losing the toss this season. |
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Notts have yet to lose to a team wearing white shorts! |
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Notts Threes have the oldest midfield ever recorded in the MAA. |
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Marcus Hall has completed fewer passes than any other Notts player. |
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Kip Broughton’s goals per game conceded ratio is now down below 0.766666. |
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If you add all the points Notts have gained so far this season it adds up to the same number as 12 other MAA teams put together. |
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Notts now have a better winning record than most Premiership sides. |
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Damien Dyce has attempted more bicycle kicks than Jason Adams has had lectures from a referee. |
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Darren Spencer managed to play 12 and a half minutes of football without moaning at someone in Notts Ones game against Lady Bay recently. |
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If Wolfie hadn’t cut it, his beard would have grown by 6.5 inches since September. |
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Chris Arthur has been injured in the first 25 minutes of games on no less than FOUR occasions since October. |
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One day someone from the Ones and Twos will actually meet Aaron Towle. |
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Pakistan Centre are not a nice team to play against. |
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Dean Wilson’s voice has been measured at an amazing 65 decibells. |
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Martin Swannell has scored more goals than times he has been to the pub after matches. |
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Tony Dickinson has scored more times on the pitch this season than he EVER has off the pitch. |
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